GOD IS…

God is like a fad – He has is better idea.
God is like a Coke – He is the real thing.
God is like Pan Am – He makes the going great.
God is like Bayer aspirn – He works wonders.
God is like G. E. – He lights your path.
God is like Hallmark Cards – He cared enough to send the very best.
God is like a Slow-Poke sucker – He lasts a long time.
God is like a Pepsi – He’s the taste of a new generation.
God is like Tide – He gets the stains out that others leave behind.
God is like V-05 hair spray – He holds through all kinds of weather.
God is like Quakerstate Oil – You can expect more from him, and you’ll
get it.
God is like Ivory soap – 100% pure.
God is like Zest soap – He’ll make you Zestfully clean.
God is like Cheerio’s – He makes you feel groovy.
God is like Frosted Flakes – He makes you feel Gr-r-r-reat.
God is like Sears – He has everything.
God is like Alka-Seltzer – Oh what a relief he is.
God is like an Atomic Bomb – He brings unspeakable peace.