My Top Ten List of Useless Inventions
By Ima Dummie

10. Black highlighter

9. Braille driver’s manual

8. Clear correction fluid

7. Fake rhinestones

6. Inflatable dart board

5. Mesh umbrella

4. Motorcycle air conditioner

3. Sugar-coated toothpaste

2. Super-glue Post-It notes

1. The system that allows you to report power failures via the Internet

This article “My Top Ten List of Useless Inventions” by Ima Dummie was excerpted from: www.timetolaugh.com website, June 2008. It may be used for study & research purposes only.

This article may not be written by an Apostolic author, but it contains many excellent principles and concepts that can be adapted to most churches. As the old saying goes “Eat the meat. Throw away the bones.”